Obama’s True Calling

Obama has been a “community organizer” and President.  He failed at the first and is failing at the second.  Neither is his true calling.  It is now clear what that is. Having witnessed his performance this week in Cairo, Buchenwald concentration camp, and Omaha Beach, Obama is the world’s apologizer in chief.  He does it so well, effortlessly even.

All he needs to do is resign the Presidency, and then he could travel the world apologizing.

Let’s see, where could he go?  How about Japan?  There he could apologize for starting horrific wars, using biological weapons, killing millions.  Next, he could go to Russia to apologize for killing millions.  After that, he could go to China to apologize for killing millions.  Then off to Cambodia to apologize for killing millions.  On to Rwanda, Germany, North Korea….  

The strange thing is, unlike Obama, these countries are not interested in apologizing to the rest of the world.  How curious.  Obama clearly has his work cut out for him.  So many countries.  So much difficult history.  Yet, they have little interest in describing their past sins, let alone apologizing for them.

Thank goodness America has Obama.  He is a leader unlike the rest.  Obama is ready to prostrate himself, to bow before Saudi Kings, and to beg forgiveness from America’s enemies at a moment’s notice.  No other country’s leader would do these things.

In fact, he does it so well, it is really selfish for America to keep him as president. He needs to be shared with the world.  After he resigns, he could apologize for so many things from great injustices like the Ukrainian famine to Hello Kitty to the macarena. He needs to get started immediately.

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